Unpredictable Nerdy Memes for a Random Wednesday (November 22, 2023)

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    Harry and Ron complaining about the polyjuice potion wearing off too soon H Hermione
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    Please stop poking me in the eye I am the son of God
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    boy on boy girl on girl @yimmygee literally cannot stop thinking about the phrasing of this Would you rather look like Jar Jar Binks or talk like Jar Jar Binks? You are not allowed to kill yourself.
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    Doctor: U smokin weed? Baby: googqgugagauga Doctor: bruh u high af
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    PIVOT! Stic
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    haptic torture module @direlog oysters are such bullshit. you want me to eat this rock? "no! see, it's got a horrible slug inside" off
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    theawkwardyeti you don't have to remove your appendix just because you don't know what I do! Awkward yeti BUT IF YOU DON'T. I WILL KILL YOU IF THE URGE STRIKES ME! rer ... 88
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    life coach @dkulchar Trying to explain to my parents (very gently) that basically nobody under 40 right now expects good things to happen ever again 4:18 PM 06 Jan 21- Twitter for iPhone
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    "He was like, "I HATE YOUUUUU" and then he made sizzling sounds just like this."
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    did you sleep well? me: ANE
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    Matthew Black @Matt... 2018-12-20 The thing is, Die Hard wasn't a Christmas movie originally. The script was changed by Constantine in 336 to align it with the Sol Invictus festival. 16,398 191 t You Retweeted The Messianic Secret @MessianicSecret Replying to @MatthwBlack and @UnvirtuousAbbey 30K ↑₁ IT WAS DECLARED A CHRISTMAS MOVIE AT THE COUNCIL OF NICEA I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO GET ANGRY ABOUT THIS
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    V Vote.. the cat did voxtones + Vomited Q. ... 1 d
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    Would you worship me? I'd worship me. I'd worship me hard. TTFI
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    He'll keep hailing me... He'll keep hailing me until I beam over. He'll make me feel guilty... Okay, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
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    *BEEP BEEP! PLEASE DEFINE "HOT" LATER: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. *BEEP BEEP* Computer, notify me if external temperature gets too hot. Let's say, 1.9 million Kelvins.
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    8:26 A Good Food Guide to Middle Earth Lune hARLIND FORochel everdin Minhxiach. FoRodwrich 72 Anama 46 Sumlana enedwaich Fangak GPPINE Rohan maunchina nion | 99% Lining unchin Bay f BELFÂLÂg Second breakfast served daily Beer comes in pints Tomatoes, sausages, nice crispy bacon Roaring fires, malt beer, meat ripe off the bone* The salted pork is particularly good Meat back on the menu (first come first served) Lembas bread** Stew (best avoided) Tomatoes; knife and fork optional Brace of coneys*
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    Knows about Bruno Doesn't know about Bruno Talks about Bruno Doesn't talk about Bruno
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    Someone: "Good morning!" Me:
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    I don't know who did this but this is absolutely the best Halloween decoration ever! OBJ
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    That fellow's done nothing but stare at you since we arrived. KA
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    the weather is getting colder and cloudy y'all know what that means Hak Hors Matr Hath Folter
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    By trollipolly Matthew Anderson @MattAnderson BBC RETWEETS LIKES 53,487 78,055 Things native English speakers know, but don't know we know: adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion- size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost n
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    AlwaysAshley @AshleyFrankly Prior authorizations be like: My doctor: You need this medicine. Dr to pharmacy: She needs this medicine. Pharmacy to insurance: Her doctor says she needs this medicine. Insurance: Does she though? Let's ask her doctor.
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    when you're on the verge of a mental breakdown and you stub your toe Today's The Daaaaay! 000
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    A wise doctor once wrote ... N ми. -pe
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    PENT ALL STAR GAME The mayor from Jaws is still the mayor in Jaws 2. It is so important to vote in your local elections. 100% Proob GEICO
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    My Dad @hasangothandles I hate when mfs say "it's a quarter till 9" just say it's 8:75 goddamn y'all stupid

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